This is a personal blog regarding my travels around the world, all paid for by myself from money that I regrettably did not inherit.  My girlfriend travels with me and, yes, she did threaten me to write this, to ensure everyone knows it.

All photos are mine.  All words are mine.  If you come across a misspelling, it’s because your brain cannot comprehend how amazing I am at making up new words.

I once chased a shark to see how he liked it.

I can neither confirm nor deny that I exist.