This is a personal blog regarding my travels around the world, all paid for by myself from money that I regrettably did not inherit.  My girlfriend travels with me and, yes, she could beat up your dad.

All photos are mine.  All words are mine.  If you come across a misspelling, it’s because your brain cannot comprehend how amazing I am at making up new words.

I once chased a shark to see how he liked it.

I can neither confirm nor deny that I exist.