Upcoming stays

You will discover that this page will change as often as the lies of a psychopath.  Not that we erm share much in common.  To travel agents, I am the devil, so often do I trouble them with my frequent changes.  If every time I changed my mind a kitten died, you would be guaranteed that dogs would have to find a new enemy.  If this list is not updated at least twice a week, it means I am dead or held captive.  Please send help.

October ’17

  • Four Seasons, Hampshire
  • Four Seasons, Grand-Hotel du Cap-Ferrat

November ’17

  • Setai, Miami
  • Four Seasons, Orlando

December ’17

  • Aman Tokyo
  • The Connaught for Christmas

March ’18

  • Park Hyatt, Sydney
  • The Farm, Cape Kidnappers
  • Matakauri Lodge
  • Southern Ocean Lodge
  • Qualia
  • COMO, Perth

May ’18

  • Amanzoe
  • Four Seasons, Florence
  • Hotel Eden, Rome

July ’18

  • Cheval Blanc, Maldives
  • Vella, Maldives

Some point in the distant future….

  • Little Mombo, Botswana
  • Abu Camp, Botswana
  • Gidleigh Park
  • Four Seasons, Geneva


I also have a huge list of reviews that are pending from places I have stayed since November 2016.  They are now delayed so much that it now ranks below “learn to cook” on my to-do list.  If you have any that you are keen on, please let me know.  

  • Four Seasons, Moscow
  • Mandarin Oriental, Bangkok
  • Landmark Mandarin Oriental, Hong Kong
  • Shangri-La, London
  • Bulgari, London
  • Browns Hotel, London
  • Iniala, Phuket – revisit review
  • Park Hyatt, Vienna
  • Balmoral, Edinburgh
  • Chewton Glen
  • Coworth Park
  • Sant Francesc Hotel Singular, Mallorca
  • Park Hyatt, Mallorca
  • Palazzo Parigi, Milan
  • Four Seasons, Florence
  • The Thief, Oslo
  • Singita Lebombo
  • Singita Sweni
  • Saxon Hotel, Johannesburg