Upcoming stays

You will discover that this page will change as often as the lies of a psychopath.  Not that we erm share much in common.  To hoteliers, I am the devil, so often do I trouble them with my frequent changes.  If every time I changed my mind a kitten died, you would be guaranteed that dogs would have to find a new enemy.  If this list is not updated at least twice a week, it means I am dead or held captive.  Please send help.

March ’18

  • Park Hyatt, Sydney
  • Qualia
  • Saffire Freycinet
  • Matakauri Lodge
  • The Farm, Cape Kidnappers
  • The InterContinental, Tahiti
  • Four Seasons, Bora Bora
  • The Brando
  • Southern Ocean Lodge

May ’18

  • Hotel Grande Bretagne, Athens
  • Amanzoe
  • Villa Feltrinelli
  • Il Serrano
  • Four Seasons, Florence
  • Hotel Eden, Rome

June ’18

  • Beaverbrook, England
  • Cheval Blanc, Maldives
  • Velaa, Maldives
  • Sovena Jani, Maldives
  • Soneva Fushi, Maldives

July ’18

  • Iniala, Malta

August ’18

  • The Mark, New York
  • Hotel Bel-Air, Beverly Hills
  • Four Seasons, Lanai
  • Clayoquot Wilderness Resort, Canada

September ’18

  • Baur au Lac
  • Victoria Jungfrau
  • Chedi Andermatt
  • Tschuggen Grand Hotel
  • Four Seasons, Geneva

October ’18

  • Bisate Lodge, Rwanda
  • Segera, Kenya
  • Singita Faru Faru
  • Singita Sasawka
  • Singita Mara River Tented Camp

November ’18

  • Four Seasons, St. Petersburg
  • Four Seasons, Moscow
  • Iniala, Phuket