Little Dix might sound like a sub-genre on Pornhub but it’s actually a beautiful resort in the British Virgin Islands. You learn something new every day.

If you ignore the service, food and anything at all related to the humans, Necker Island is a majestic place worth visiting.

With three hot tubs on the Branson Estate on Moskito Island, it’s really helped turn my two year old into a well rounded individual who now expects it as a minimum.

It’s a lion eat lion world @lengishu.house

Describing @oljogi is tough. It’s 50% incredible and 51% insane. You can’t argue with maths.

The number of animals in this picture is the same number of game drives I went on during my stay at Singita Serengeti House: zero. It was just too relaxing to want to leave.

The highlight of Four Seasons Philadelphia is pool with panoramic views on the 57th floor. Another was an “influencer” in the pool screaming at his phone about how sleeping is for the weak. One of those “I go to bed at 4am and wake up at 3am” types. I was awake before him, so I’m looking forward to my upcoming lottery win.

The perks of being a blogger . . After you send your kid to private school and put them through university, you're not that keen to see "blogger" on their business cards.  It isn’t normally top of your list of things you’re hoping they'll be. If I’m being brutal, maybe it’s third place, after doctor and astronaut.   . . However, now and again it pays off. . . A reader, that became a friend, happens to own the NFL team @philadelphiaeagles . Here I am getting my American on and going to my first NFL game, in the Owner’s Suite, with the Lurie’s, watching the Eagles beat the Jaguars. It was definitely a step up from watching Cambridge United, where you have to fight someone to use a bathroom and a good meal is something that only makes you ill for 48 hours. . . So there you go, kids.  If you want to get somewhere in life, just spend your life savings going to hotels and shitting all over their best efforts.

The Carlyle, New York. The best part of the hotel is when you look outside of it.